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__Talk to Animals (and Stars)__ Oh, Ruby. Blonde as can be, with more energy than the sun You're strong enough to break your chain, and there you run Bounding through yards, you dumb yellow streak And from behind horror-hiding fingers I peak Dogs, loyal? Pfff not this one You drive me insane, just for fun I'll chase for a while Behind that doggy-grinned smile Just wait till I get //my// paws on a gun

__Words, Words, Words__ Beethoven would be proud Or perhaps roll in his grave As the keys twinkle-tink The elastic piano I play Notes bouncing lively The sound flowing like mustard The music a bridge Over the moat Notorious, I will be The master of the elastic piano

__How to Be: Obnoxious__ How to be obnoxious Is the lesson for today So let us draw from the wellspring of loud noise and dismay Rule number one: personal space is optional So be up in their grill, and act unreasonable Throw stuff Smash stuff Climb the walls Sprint through malls Do it all and do it proud Do it big, and do it loud How to be obnoxious Was the lesson for today So go be merry Spread the joy all day